Person 1: " I mean I'm a total label whore... within my means, of course."

Person 2: " Yeah. Me too. Totally."

Person 1: " I mean, if you're going out to the bars you have to dress amazing."

Person 2: "Totally."

Person 1: "At least leave the house matching. I mean, if you shop at K-Mart or something, make it look good. You know. Priorities."

Person 2: "Totally."

Person 1: " 'Cause if you go out wearing something bad... I'm gonna make fun of you. I am gay after all."

Person 2: "Totally. Priorities."