So, here's me on television.
You would think being on T.V. would be strange because, oh, people can watch you and then they think they know you. You would think being on T.V would be strange because, you know, you see yourself in a different way. These would all be true. But what makes being on T.V. strange is that, with all this snappy technology we've got, people can Tivo you and then send you quotes via a) Myspace b) Text Message c) Emails d) Voicemails e)In person. And this is fine. Because you were on television and you have to expect people to do this. But when it's strangers it's even more funny... because to hear people you've never met before say something to you at a bar like: "So, yeah, saw you on T.V. Loved when you said...." and then quote you word for word. And then I say something like: "Did you get that quote on the first try...? And then they respond with: "Nope. It's saved on my Tivo. I love that show... I watched it a couple of times!"

What is even more weird?

When your grandma says: "You look good on T.V. You should be like that Brad Pitt guy... he's sexy."

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