Sometimes I pretend I'm V.I.P.

You know, a "Visually Identifiable Person". Someone is walking down the street and they go: "Oh my GOD! Is that really you Mr. Byron Flitsch?" And then they race up to me and say something like: "I really loved you in so and so! You were great!"

My "so and so" would totally be being on PBS--public television. And I would be on that show I discussed early this summer called Check Please.

It's on tonight and all weekend. If you'd like to make my passion of being a V.I.P. come true, then you could watch it.

If you'd like to deflate my Leo ego and ignore it... that's cool too. Whatever. Hmph.