One of my potential students who wants to try to get in to my class is sitting down for an interview with me.

Student: You know you look like Chris Brown?
Me: I don't know who that really is, but how so?
Student: Well, a white-boy style of him.
Me: Uh huh.
Student: And if you had different colored eyes.
Me: Uh huh.
Student: And if you could dance like him.
Me: Uh huh. So, how do I look like Chris Brown.
Student: You don't.
Me: Then, why did you say it?
Student: 'Cause it will get me in your class, right?