It's totally egotistical to mention this and if you know me well enough you will know that I'm totally not egotistical, but I feel like it has to be mentioned because this has been a really dumb/stupid/idiotic/mean/ aggressive winter and it would be nice to share something egotistical for once.
So, I'm in Abercrombie the other afternoon(stop your judging) to buy a swimming suit for my trip to Belize because you have to have a cute suit for that (stop your judging) and a girl comes up to me and hands me a business card and says: "This is our model rep in New York for the Abercrombie brand, you should contact them... for real."
I have the business card in my wallet. I'm not going to contact them. Are you fricken kidding me? I like cookies too much. But, sometimes, being egotistical on a gloomy winter day is the only way you can get through a gloomy winter day. (Stop your judging). Seriously. Stop your judging.