It's true. I've been busy and doing this thing every day called, I think, living life and haven't had a breath of blog air in, like, what? Almost two weeks. So, to keep you believing in me I will take a blog promise... a blogmise if you will... and make a list of things that I have written in my journal to tell you all about and will do so upon my return from BELIZE. Yes, you read that correctly. I am going to be somewhere where you can't get frostbit... except, maybe, from holding an ice cube from your mojito on your body too long. In that case, bring on the frostbite.

List:

1) How I am going to be in Vogue!
2) The first time I saw grass this spring and how relieving it was.
3) If I was Hulk Hogan's son what would I do?
4) How I got asked if I was famous and lied.
5) How I lost two umbrellas in one day... and it doesn't involve drinking booze. Sort of.
6) Meeting my upstairs neighbor... the one that sings Mariah Carey at 2 a.m
7) Teaching a baby all about America's Next Top Model (Hi Caleb!--cause, he reads this blog.)