The other day at the coffee shop I tried to imitate, to Josh, the sound effects the fire made in the movie Backdraft. Because, um, that's the type of conversations we have.

"It's like: BERRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! And that's the straightest sound effect you will ever hear me make...." I say using my hand to show an explosion.

He looks at me and says: "Um. Actually... that sounds like a cappuccino machine..."

"And that's the gayest sound effect you will ever hear me make."