Girl 1: So, is this, like, your first semester here?
Girl 2: Yup.
Girl 1: So, then, like, what's your major?
Girl 2: I'm majoring in Compassion.
Girl 1: Awesome.
Girl 2: Totally.
Me:??????????????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?COMPASSION!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!(whispered to Josh) What kind of job can you get with a "Compassion" Degree?
Josh: One at the Compassion Factory.






