This tiny Hispanic woman is at the coffee shop counter trying to sell Mary Kay perfumes to the cute girl behind the counter. I'm behind in line trying to eavesdrop on the woman, but her accent is super thick and super quiet and super, well, weird.
"I'm sorry... I'm not interested... thanks though." The cute brunette behind the counter says to the tiny quiet talking lady.
"Swishfpoof pa afjs s" The woman whispers. (It totally sounded like that).
"I'm sorry... I can't understand you, what?" The barista says confused and turning nervous.
"Poof pa shwish be?" The woman whispers a bit louder while shaking the colorful box of perfume in her hand.
"I'm sorry... I ... I don't know what you're saying?"
"THIS WILL GET YOU BOOTY!" The small woman screams with her Spanish accent. This is loud enough that every table in the area turns around and people sitting at them start to giggle.
The woman gets frustrated and leaves the line.
"That was rude!" The girl behind the counter says to me typing in my order.
"Maybe she was talking about pirate booty... you know, like, treasure?" I say pulling out my debit card.
The girl didn't laugh.
But I totally did.
A lot.
I'm still laughing right now.