Running HOT water is not overrated.
Stink bugs are not funny. NOT. FUNNY. Especially when one shows up in the shower with you. They are the alley rats of the woods.
Dark does not include street lamps. It includes stars as lamps.
Getting mud on your jeans along with marshmallows and tequila gives a whole new meaning to "distressed" style.
Time Travel is possible in the right places. See, cell phones don't work here so it's like being in the year 1995 where people can't expect you to respond right away. And you don't have to feel guilty about it.
Not hearing a cab honk its horn for two days is underrated.
You will see something like this and remember why it's totally awesome to have eyes:
