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11.28.08 Conclusion: Byron does, in fact, have a "type".

After extensive research I have discovered I have a type. This research has been studied and collected and totally identified through watching the Travel Channel, History Channel, and the National Geographic Channel.

After a few days of planting myself in front of cable t.v.(damn you cable t.v. and your whole addictive "I'm going to make the hours of the day fly by" style.) I have fallen for three different t.v. hosting personalities. And, um, apparently I have also just discovered my type.

This is Don, he's from "Cities of the Under World" on the History Channel. Honestly, I don't really like the show, but I do get that butterfly feeling every time I know I get to see him.

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This is Bear. He has an accent. He has to survive in wild conditions that are insanely dangerous on Man Vs. Wild. I don't even camp. This relationship probably wouldn't work. But, dang, he's pretty to watch eat cooked roaches.

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This is Marsh. He's also a host on the History channel. He's. Pretty. And I even learned some history stuff. Everyone say: "Hiiiiiiii Marsh".

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Byron's type: Rugged. Scruffy. On cable Television.


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I have been in love with Bear Grylls ever since Adam forced me to watch it ages ago (as if I would ever need to know how to start a fire inside of a wet tree in the middle of the rainforest) But damn, I wish he was starting those rainforest fires while nakey. The end.

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