An actual conversation had last night at a party:
Girl: You don't really know me, but I stalk your Twitter.
Me: Wait, you're that Twit-y?!
Girl: The Twitter-Stalker!
Me: I wish I could Twit more, but I don't have Twinkle.
Girl: Twinkling's cool.
Me: GOD! I need to Twitter and Twinkle more.
Actual said line two nights ago at Josh and Drea's
Michele: So, then he was all: "Come play football with us!" And we actually played real football! Not Wii football!
