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04. 1.09 How to Speak Byron

The other day Josh is trying to explain a moral concept to me. I wasn't picking it up as quickly as I could have been.

"I'm going to put in "Byron" for you, OK? So, you know when Zack Morris[from Saved By The Bell] wouldn't go on a date with a girl in a wheelchair because he didn't know he could do it? It's like that."

A few nights ago, my friend Alison was trying to explain her love life situation while at a concert with me. I wasn't getting it.

"OK. You'll understand this. So, um, you know when Carrie Bradshaw[from Sex and the City] was digging through this guy's closet because there was something she just didn't trust even though there was no reason not to trust him? It was like that."

And just yesterday my friend Sarah was trying to explain this problem she was having with her boyfriend.

"Um, hmmm... OK, you know that Alanis song on her second album that one that goes like [sings some of the lyrics here]... that's what I feel like."



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