So lately I've gotten some sassy emails: Did you die? That was one of them. It made me laugh. The other one was more sassy, like: Is your life so boring that you don't have anything to blog about? I liked that one too.

So I thought I would do a little debriefing on why blogging has been so sparse lately. I call it "The Byron Briefing"

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It starts like this: A few weeks ago I was asked to perform a story at a sex show, which I did and loved and it was totally fun. Somehow that launched in to a gazillion amazing opportunities that I can't even express how excited I am. Like, this one called "Story Slam" which is for University of Chicago which I am going to teach a workshop. TEACH. A WORKSHOP. AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO! What? WHAT! WHAT!?!??!?! I met with the awesome guy that started it. We had coffee and he was all: You're gonna do this, right? And I was all: I am going to do this and that is leading me to working with really really smart students who want to do some really really awesome storytelling.

I went to Toronto. Which was rad. I learned not to make fun of the "aye" and learned that the graffiti in Toronto is almost as phenomenal as the graffiti in San Francisco. Here's proof:

I am doing this:

I just got this published:

I am volunteering for this:

I saw them(They BLEW me away):

I went to the opening for this:

I visited Wisconsin and held one of these:
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Saw this live and it changed my life:

I'm gearing up for this and this.

Obsessed with this:

I leave for New York in a few weeks(Yah!). Then Las Vegas. (YAH!) And then South Africa. Woah.

Not dead. Just out living and being thankful for everything. Every. Single. Thing.

But I'm back. I swear. I miss you. And you. And all of you. HI!