I was walking to pick up my Thai take-out order when I was approached by a drunk Cubs fan in her mid twenties.
Cute Drunk Cubs Fan Girl: You're gay, right?
Me: Uh, yes. Yes I am.
C.D.C.F.G: Oh my GOD thank GOD you're gay. You're gay!!!!
Me: Um. Yup.
C.D.C.F.G: Thank God! I'm so happy!
Me: Um. Why?
C.D.C.F.G: Because I can ask you a question and not get hit on! Everyone keeps hitting on me when I ask them a question. But you won't hit on me because your gay! I'm so happy you're gay!
Me: Yah! I'm gay!
C.D.C.F.G: Yah!!!!
Me: Yah!!!
C.D.C.F.G: YAHHHHH!!!
Me: So, um, what's your question.
C.D.C.F.G: ...
Me: You know, that question you needed to ask me...
C.D.C.F.G: ...
Me: Uh...
C.D.C.F.G: I don't remember the question... shit... I'm so stupid...
Me: But you know what?
C.D.C.F.G: What?
Me: I'm gay! Yah!!!!
C.D.C.F.G: Yah!!!!!!
