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05. 3.09 Gay really does mean happy.

I was walking to pick up my Thai take-out order when I was approached by a drunk Cubs fan in her mid twenties.

Cute Drunk Cubs Fan Girl: You're gay, right?
Me: Uh, yes. Yes I am.
C.D.C.F.G: Oh my GOD thank GOD you're gay. You're gay!!!!
Me: Um. Yup.
C.D.C.F.G: Thank God! I'm so happy!
Me: Um. Why?
C.D.C.F.G: Because I can ask you a question and not get hit on! Everyone keeps hitting on me when I ask them a question. But you won't hit on me because your gay! I'm so happy you're gay!
Me: Yah! I'm gay!
C.D.C.F.G: Yah!!!!
Me: Yah!!!
C.D.C.F.G: YAHHHHH!!!
Me: So, um, what's your question.
C.D.C.F.G: ...
Me: You know, that question you needed to ask me...
C.D.C.F.G: ...
Me: Uh...
C.D.C.F.G: I don't remember the question... shit... I'm so stupid...
Me: But you know what?
C.D.C.F.G: What?
Me: I'm gay! Yah!!!!
C.D.C.F.G: Yah!!!!!!


Comments

+ the other Chuck says...

Let me guess...she was a blonde trixie.

+ Gino says...

I bet you she wanted to ask you why her mother forbade her to eat bananas. I'm so right. Yah!!

+ Nora says...

Ha.
Imagine what the conversation would have been like if you didn't tell her you were gay!

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+ Condo City says...

This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace. The interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features like 'Mixview' that let you quickly see related albums, songs, or other users related to what you're listening to. Clicking on one of those will center on that item, and another set of "neighbors" will come into view, allowing you to navigate around exploring by similar artists, songs, or users. Speaking of users, the Zune "Social" is also great fun, letting you find others with shared tastes and becoming friends with them. You then can listen to a playlist created based on an amalgamation of what all your friends are listening to, which is also enjoyable. Those concerned with privacy will be relieved to know you can prevent the public from seeing your personal listening habits if you so choose.

+ Jeff Firkey says...

This is wonderful! How did you learn the subject when you were first getting into it?






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