“What’s something you’re afraid about when you become a father?”

My response:

“Trying to answer weird questions like: ‘Why does my pee smell really bad after eating asparagus.”

His response:

“Really. Not sex, drugs, curfews, why he/she has two dads, bullies, homework…”

My response:

“I just want to make sure I give the best answers to weird questions so my kids are the best conversationalists at parties.”